{t:Big Joe Mufferaw} {st:Stompin' Tom Connors} {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} {c: refrain 2:} [D]Big Joe Mufferaw [G]paddled into Mattawa [D]All the way from Ottawa in just one [A7]day - hey-hey [D]On the river Ottawa the [G]best man we ever saw was [D]Big Joe Mufferaw the [A7]old folks say come and [D]listen and I'll tell you what the [A7]old folks [D]say {eoc} And they [D]say Big Joe had an [G]old pet frog [D]bigger than a horse and he [A7]barked like a dog And the [D]only thing quicker than a [G]train upon a track was [D]Big Joe riding on the [A7]bull-frog's [D]back {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} And they [D]say Big Joe used to [G]get real wet from [D]cutting down timber and [A7]working up a sweat and [D]everyone 'll tell you around [G]Carlton Place the [D]Mississipi dripped off of [A7]Big Joe's [D]face {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} Now [D]Joe had the portage from the [G]Gatineau down to [D]see a little girl he had in [A7]Kempville town he was [D]back and forth so many times to [G]see that gal the [D]path he wore became the [A7]Rideau [D]Canal {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} {c: refrain 2:} [D]Big Joe Mufferaw [G]paddled into Mattawa [D]All the way from Ottawa in just one [A7]day - hey-hey [D]On the river Ottawa the [G]best man we ever saw was [D]Big Joe Mufferaw the [A7]old folks say come and [D]listen and I'll tell you what the [A7]old folks [D]say {eoc} Now they [D]say Big Joe put out a [G]forest fire, half[D]way between Renfrew and [A7]old Arnprior he was [D]fifty miles away down a-[G]round Smith Falls but he [D]drowneded out the fire with [A7]five spit [D]balls {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} And he [D]jumped into the Calabogie [G]Lake real fast and he [D]swam both ways to catch a [A7]cross-eyed-bass but he [D]threw it on the ground and said "I [G]can't eat that" so he [D]covered it over with [A7]Mount Saint[D]Pat {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} And they [D]say Big Joe drank a [G]bucket of gin and he [D]beat the livin' tar out of [A7]twenty-nine men and [D]high on the ceiling of the [G]Pembroke Pub there's [D]twenty-nine boot marks and they're [A7]signed with [D]love {c: refrain 1:} [A7]Heave-hi, [G]Heave-hi-[D]ho the best man in Ottawa was [A7]Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw [D]Joe {eoc} {c: refrain 2:} [D]Big Joe Mufferaw [G]paddled into Mattawa [D]All the way from Ottawa in just one [A7]day - hey-hey [D]On the river Ottawa the [G]best man we ever saw was [D]Big Joe Mufferaw the [A7]old folks say come and [D]listen and I'll tell you what the [A7]old folks [D]say {eoc} [D]Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw... {t:Big Joe Mufferaw}