{t:Crazy as a Loon} {st:John Prine/Pat McLaughin} {c:Intro:} | [G] [C] [G] | [D] [G] | [C] [G] [D] [G] Back before I was a [C]movie star Straight off of the [G]farm I had a picture of [D]another man's wife Tattooned on my [G]arm With a pack of Camel [C]cigarettes In the sleeve of my tee [G]shirt I headin' out to [D]Hollywood Just to have my feelings [G]hurt [G]That town will make you [C]crazy Just give it a little [G]time You'll be walking 'round in [D]circles Down at Hollywood and [G]Vine You'll be waitin' on a [C]phone call At the wrong end of a [G]broom Yes, that town'll make you [D]crazy Crazy as a [G]loon [G]So, I headed down to [C]Nashville To become a country [G]star Every night you'd find me [D]hangin' At every honky-tonk and [G]bar Pretty soon I met a [C]woman Pretty soon she done me [G]wrong Pretty soon my life got [D]sadder Than any country [G]song [G]That town will make you [C]crazy Just give it a little [G]time You'll be walking 'round in [D]circles Lookin' for that country [G]rhyme You'll be waitin' on a [C]phone call At the wrong end of a [G]broom Yeah, that town'll make you [D]crazy Crazy as a [G]loon {c:Instrumental:} [G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [G]So, I gathered up my [C]savvy Bought myself a business [G]suit I headed up to New York [D]City Where a man can make some [G]loot I got hired Monday [C]morning Downsized that [G]afternoon Overcome with grief that [D]evening Now I'm crazy as a [G]loon [G]So I'm up here in the [C]north woods Just staring at a [G]lake Wondering just exactly how [D]much They think a man can [G]take I eat fish to pass the [C]time away 'Neath this blue Canadian [G]moon This old world has made me [D]crazy Crazy as a [G]loon Lord, this world will make you [D]crazy Crazy as a [G]loon {c:Ending:} | [G] [C] [G] [D] [G] | [C] [G] [D] | [G] [C] [G] {t:Crazy as a Loon }