{t:DEAR ABBY}
{st:John Prine}
Dear [C] Abby, Dear Abby, my [F] feet are too [C] long
My [C] hair's falling out and my [D7] rights are all [G7] wrong
My [C] friends they all tell me, that are [F] no friends at [C] all
Won't you [C] write me a letter, won't you [G] give me a [C] call
[F] Si-[G]gned Be-[C]wildered
[C]Bewildered, Bewildered you [F] have no com-[C]plaint
You [C] are what you are and you [D7] ain't what you [G7] ain't
So [C] listen up buster and [F] listen up [C] good
Stop [C] wishin' for bad luck and [G] knockin' on [C] wood
[F] [G] [C]
Dear [C] Abby, Dear Abby, my [F] fountain pen [C] leaks
My [C] wife hollers at me and my [D7] kids are all [G7] freaks
Every [C] side I get up on is the [F] wrong side of [C] bed
If it [C] weren't so expensive I'd [G] wish I were [C] dead
[F] Si-[G]gned Un-[C]happy
[C] Unhappy, Unhappy, you [F] have no com-[C]plaint
You [C] are what you are and you [D7] ain't what you [G7] ain't
So [C] listen up buster and [F] listen up [C] good
Stop [C] wishin' for bad luck and [G] knockin' on [C] wood
[F] [G] [C]
Dear [C] Abby, Dear Abby, you [F] won't believe [C] this
But my [C] stomache makes noises when-[D7]ever I [G7] kiss
My [C] girlfriend tells me it's [F] all in my [C] head
But my [C] stomache tells me to [G] write you in-[C]stead
[F] Si-[G]gned Noise-[C]maker.
[C] Noisemaker, Noisemaker, you [F] have no com-[C]plaint
You [C] are what you are and you [D7] ain't what you [G7] ain't
So [C] listen up buster and [F] listen up [C] good
Stop [C] wishin' for bad luck and [G] knockin' on [C] wood
[F] [G] [C]
Dear [C] Abby, Dear Abby, well [F] I never [C] thought
That [C] me and my girlfriend would [D7] ever get [G7] caught
We were [C] sittin' in the back seat just [F] shootin' the [C] breeze
With her [C] hair up in curlers and her [G] pants to her [C] knees
[F] Si-[G]gned Just [C] Married
[C] Just Married, Just Married, you [F] have no com-[C]plaint
You [C] are what you are and you [D7] ain't what you [G7] ain't
So [C] listen up buster and [F] listen up [C] good
Stop [C] wishin' for bad luck and [G] knockin' on [C] wood
[F] Si-[G]gned Dear [C] Abby
{t:DEAR ABBY}
