{t:In Spite of Ourselves} {st:John Prine with Iris Dement} | [D]/ [D]/ [D]/ [D]/ [G]/ [G]/ | [D]/ [D]/ [A]/ [A]/ [A]/ [D]/ [D] [D]She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks a’crossin' her legs is funny [G]She looks down her nose at money She [D]gets it on like the Easter Bunny [A]She's my baby, I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her [D]go [A] [D] Well he [D]ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He [G]ain't real sharp but he gets things done [D]Drinks his beer like it's oxygen But [A]he's my baby, and I'm his honey I’m never gonna let him [D]go [A] [D] In spite of our-[G]selves We'll end up a'sittin' on a [D]rainbow Against all [A]odds Honey, we're the big door [D]prize [A] [D] We're gonna [G]spite our noses Right off of our [D]faces There won't be nothin' but big old [A]hearts Dancin' in our [D]eyes [A] [D] (Some cool finger picking) | [G] / [G] / [D] / [D] / | [G] / [G] / [D] / [D] / | [G] / [G] / [D] / [D] / | [D] / [A] / [D] / [D] / [D]She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny [G]She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs [D]Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs She [A]takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her [D]go [A] [D] Well he’s [D]got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie [G]Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon [D]Payday comes and he's a’howlin' at the moon But [A]he's my baby, I don't mean maybe I’m never gonna let him [D]go [A] [D] In spite of our-[G]selves We'll end up a'sittin' on a [D]rainbow Against all [A]odds Honey, we're the big door [D]prize [A] [D] We're gonna [G]spite our noses Right off of our [D]faces There won't be nothin' but big old [A]hearts Dancin' in our [D]eyes [A] [D] There won't be nothin' but big old [A]hearts Dancin' in our [D]eyes [G] [D] [A] [D] {t:In Spite of Ourselves}