{t:Ironic} {st:Alanis Morissette (1995)} {c:capo: 4} {c:verse 1} An [D]old [G]man [D]turned ninety-[Em]eight He won the [D]lotter-[G]y and [D]died the next [Em]day It´s a [D]black [G]fly in your [D]Chardon-[Em]nay It´s a [D]death row [G]pardon two [D]minutes too [Em]late Isn´t it i-[D]ronic[G] ... don´t you [D]think [Em] {soc} It´s like rai-ee-[D]ain [G] on your [D]wedding [Em]day It´s a free [D]ri-[G]ide when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid It´s the good ad-[D]vi-[G]ice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take [F]Who would´ve [C]thought ... it [D]figures {eoc} {c:verse 2} Mr. [D]Play It [G]Safe was a-[D]fraid to [Em]fly He packed his [D]suit-[G]case and kissed his [D]kids good-[Em]bye He waited his [D]whole damn [G]life to [D]take that [Em]flight And as the [D]plane crashed [G]down, he thought "Well [D]isn´t this [Em]nice ... " Isn´t it i-[D]ronic[G] ... don´t you [D]think [Em] {soc} It´s like rai-ee-[D]ain [G] on your [D]wedding [Em]day It´s a free [D]ri-[G]ide when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid It´s the good ad-[D]vi-[G]ice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take [F]Who would´ve [C]thought ... it [D]figures {eoc} {c:bridge} Well [Cmaj7]life has a funny way of sneaking up [D]on you when you think everything´s OK and [Cmaj7]Everything´s going ri-[D]ight And [Cmaj7]life has a funny way of helping you [D]Out when you think everything´s gone wrong and [Cmaj7]Everything blows up in your fa-[D]ace {c:verse 3} A [D]traffic [G]jam when you´re [D]already [Em]late A no-[D]smoking [G]sign on your [D]cigarette [Em]break It´s like [D]ten thousand [G]spoons when all you [D]need is a [Em]knife It´s meeting the [D]man of my [G]dreams And then meeting his [D]beautiful [Em]wife And isn´t it i-[D]ronic[G] ... don´t you [D]think [Em] A little [D]too i-[G]ronic ... and yeah I [D]really do [Em]think ... {soc} It´s like rai-ee-[D]ain [G] on your [D]wedding [Em]day It´s a free [D]ri-[G]ide when you´ve [D]already [Em]paid It´s the good ad-[D]vi-[G]ice that you [D]just didn´t [Em]take [F]Who would´ve [C]thought ... it [D]figures {eoc} {c:outro} ([Cmaj7]1 2 3 4 [D]1 2 3 4) [Cmaj7]Life has a funny way, of sneaking up on [D]you [Cmaj7]Life has a funny, funny way [D] Of helping you [Cmaj7]out Helping you [D]↓out