{t:Quartermaster's Store} {st:trad.} {c:4/4 time 1, 2, 3, 4 / 1, 2, 3, ...} *{c:Intro: Play Chorus – ukes and kazoos only} |: [D] / [G] / [E7] / [A7] / [D] / [G] / [A7]↓ / [D]↓ [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:Verse 1:} There is [D]cheese, cheese, that brings you to your knees In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There is cheese, cheese, that brings you to your knees In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) *{c:CHORUS: (2 parts together)} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 2:} There is [D]Tea, Tea, but not for you and me In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There is Tea, Tea, but not for you and me In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 3:} There are [D]Rat, Rats, in bowler hats and spats In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Rats, Rats, in bowler hats and spats In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 4:} There are [D]Beans, Beans as big as submarines In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Beans, Beans as big as submarines In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 5:} There's a [D]Chief, Chief, who never brings us beef In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There's a Chief, Chief, who never brings us beef In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 6:} There are [D]Mice, Mice, running through the rice In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Mice, Mice, running through the rice In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 7:} There are [D]Flies, Flies swarming 'round the pies In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Flies, Flies swarming 'round the pies In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 8:} There are [D]Goats, Goats, eating all the oats In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Goats, Goats, eating all the oats In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 9:} There are [D]Apes, Apes eating all the grapes In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Apes, Apes eating all the grapes In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c:Verse 10:} There are [D]Turtles, Turtles, wearing rubber girdles In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are Turtles, Turtles, wearing rubber girdles In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {c: Extra Verse 11:} There are [D]BUGs, BUGs, that give you lots of hugs In the [A7]store (in the store) In the [D]store (in the store) There are BUGs, BUGs, that give you lots of hugs In the [A7]quartermaster’s [D]↓ store <--(quartermaster’s store) {c:CHORUS:} {c:1st part:} {soc} My [D]eyes are dim, I [G]cannot see I [E7]have not brought my [A7]specs with me I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ spectacles with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {c:2nd part:} {soc} My [D]eyes... are [G]dim... I [E7]can... not [A7]see... I [D]have not [G]brought my [A7]↓ specs with [D]↓ me [A7]↓ [D]↓ {eoc} {t:Quartermaster's Store}