{t:Shaving Cream}
{st:Benny Bell}
{c:¾ time 1, 2, 3 / 1, 2,….}
I [G]have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a [D7]bit
Last night when I walked into my [G]bathroom
I [C]stepped in a [D7]↓ big pile of...
{c:CHORUS:}
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day and you'll [D7]always look [G]keen
|: [G] [G] [G]
{eoc}
I [G]think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll ad-[D7]mit
Each time I say, "Darling, I [G]love you"
She [C]tells me that [D7]↓ I'm full of...
{c:CHORUS:}
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day and you'll [D7]always look [G]keen
|: [G] [G] [G]
{eoc}
Our [G]baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be [D7]split
But good luck was with her that [G]morning
She [C]fell in a [D7]↓ barrel of...
{c:CHORUS:}
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day and you'll [D7]always look [G]keen
|: [G] [G] [G]
{eoc}
An [G]old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible [D7]fit
In order to fulfill her [G]wishes
She was [C]buried in [D7]↓ six feet of...
{c:CHORUS:}
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day and you'll [D7]always look [G]keen
|: [G] [G] [G]
{eoc}
When [G]I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my [D7]kit
I thought I would find me a [G]sandwich
But the [C]darn thing was [D7]↓ loaded with...
{c:CHORUS:}
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day and you'll [D7]always look [G]keen
|: [G] [G] [G]
{eoc}
And [G]now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should [D7]quit
If any of you feel of-[G]fended
Stick your [C]head in a [D7]↓ barrel of...
{c:Final CHORUS: }
{soc}
[G]Shaving cream, be nice and clean
[C]Shave every-[G]day
And you'll [D7]always look [G]↓ keen [C]↓ [G]↓
{eoc}
{t:Shaving Cream}
